"I swore my female 10th grade English teacher was a spy of some sort because of all the vague information she told us about herself. I wrote down anything she told us about her personal life so I could check to see if she revealed anything that didn’t match up. She one day accidentally saw the paper."
"Well, New York City was FANTASTIC! I had so many adventures and got to see so many BIG things! But it’s time that I make my way back into a manila envelope, so I can be with my twin brother Normal Gavin. I hope I can have all kinds of new adventures in nicer, warmer weather in California. Goodbye New York City!"
"I’m so happy I got run over by a steamroller!"
"I wonder how many Christmas gifts for Flat Gavin they could fit under the tree at Rockefeller Center…."
